The only really interesting folks are London Betty, the charming British heroine (played by the delectable Nicole Lewis) who investigates the mayor and his carnival scam, and there’s character Sgt. Stone played with great comedic skill by Phil Hall who pulls the weight in pure random sight gags. Seeing a red bra over a hairy chest is funny, I don’t care what anyone says. I’ll say this: It has its high points that keep it consistently entertaining with our characters engaging in gags that aroused a laugh here and there. The 20 dollar an hour lingerie model scenes were funny, and often times I couldn’t believe how much trouble that damn bunny got in to. Not to mention Billy returning the bunny to the wrong woman and demanding she give him twenty bucks also inspired a chuckle.

This is the same dude who did “Bikini Bloodbath”? While I’m always up for comedies that dare to be anything but the same old indie comedy crap, Thomas Edward Seymour can never really decide what kind of movie he’s making. At times he strives for Troma gross out comedy, then he tries for inexplicable touching sub-plots and then he’ll go for the bargain basement slapstick that was a lot funnier in his previous film. “London Betty” isn’t the worst movie I’ve ever seen, but I was definitely counting the minutes and waiting for it to end.

Because he’s just erratic like that. Granted, Seymour is very funny, but there’s never really too much sense in anything he does. How could Jess be such a successful prostitute in a small town with no people on the streets? And would there be such a media firestorm over a corrupt mayor in such a small town? The acting is apropos for the unusual comedy that splashes the screen, but the movie is so random I was more confused than entertained. “Bikini Bloodbath” was fun, and watching a dude stick a twinkie up his bum is unusual, but that brand of humor won’t always translate well on every genre. Seymour would do well to remember that.

There are definite upsides to Seymour's comedy with good performances from the cast and some laugh out loud scenes, but beyond them, "London Betty" has a hard time deciding on a tone, story, and genre, thus it's definitely not the best Seymour has ever offered up.