The Big Lebowski: A XXX Parody (2010)

21The review of “The Big Lebowski” porn parody was a long time coming… no, I must keep going. Anyway, this review is long overdue for the simple fact that upon watching the PG-13 trailer for the porn parody of one of the greatest films of all time, I found myself mighty giddy at the prospect of a porn parody of the Coen Brothers film. Sure half of the time porn parodies are just lame excuses to grab money from consumers, but on other times, we get “The Big Lebowski a XXX Parody” a hilarious and inventive porn spoof that is 65 percent parody of the original films, and 35 percent hardcore porno. And I guarantee if you’ve seen the original films a thousand times over like I have, you’ll get a kick out of the subtle and not so subtle changes to the original film for porno consumers.

I especially got a laugh out of the altered opening where instead of watching fat guys bowling in slow motion, we get to see three really hot women bowl and slowly uncloth with every strike. Instead of the shoe renter who looks like Sadam Hussein, we get a really hot blond girl. And when the Dude is attacked in his apartment instead of the thugs pissing on his rug, his girlfriend (as played by the sexy Bobbi Starr) bends down and fucks him all over the Dude’s rug. She also gets it in her rug. That joke really tied the review together, did it not? And you just have to enjoy the irony of the entire plot of the original film revolving around Jackie Treehorn a known smut peddler now becoming smut. And we finally get to see “Logjammin’.”

Man, I wonder if the Coens ever sat down to see this. Tom Byron is of course the Dude, a man mistaken for Jeff Lebowski who after having his porn splooged on, tries to figure out what they want with him and why they think he’s the real Lebowski. Plus he wants more porn that was ruined by the splooge. The confrontation with the real Lebowski and the Dude is pretty hilarious as the Dude calls himself something new referring to his VHS porn collection like El Senior Pornographica, and performer Tom Byron is pretty good as a parody of Jeff Bridges ultimate cool slacker The Dude, who is called the Big Lebowski because he basically has a big wang. The Dude is able to get his rocks off during most of the film getting blown by Bunny Lebowski and pounding on Maude.

And to avoid the unnecessary awkward moment, Jesus Quintana (James Deen) is instead a sodomizer and not a pedarast and gets a chance to show how he did it with the sexy Carla Cox. The appeal of this movie is not to see if it can be funnier than the original, but if they can integrate porn and comedy in one big shot, and it works more times than not with some clever nods to the original source material while also going off on its own direction more times than you can imagine. There’s a ridiculous and boring dream sequence between Regan and Saddam that ends in a threesome that’s completely unnecessary but stretches out the porn portion of the flick.

But beyond the typical meandering segments, director Lee Roy Myers sticks to the spirit of the original film casting well for the porn parts including Kimberly Kane who does a great Maude Lebowski and Peter O’Tool and Eddie Adams as Donny and Walter. There’s also some great self-aware humor like explaining to the audience that there are large parts of the original movie they don’t cover in this spoof. If you’re looking for a good wind down for the day with a laugh, this is a sweet desert from the original cult classic, and it was worth the wait to see “Logjammin’.”  While it definitely will not be a replacement for the original film by any stretch, fans of the original film looking to get their rocks off while also laughing at the Dude’s antics will have a good time with this porn spoof that goes out of its way to mimic the film, and provide its own adult entertainment in the process.