Our Top 10 Porn Stars (NSFW)

What we define as porn is a debate and discussion that can go in circles for literal hours. What’s the norm to you may be graphic to another person, what may be utterly perverse to you may not be so bad to me, thus the position of porn in our society is a constant hot topic. What is porn? What do we define as porn? Is “Basic Instinct” porn? Is “Debbie Does Dallas” porn? Sure enough, I make no real secret of my involvement with X-Critic and how I review porn titles. I think sex should be discussed openly allowing an open forum for people to express themselves and gain a better awareness of their individuality. Puritanical society and conservative America has done everything in their power to shut down the Porn Industry and bring it to a grinding halt while also attempting to suck it dry “for the sake of the economy,” but all efforts have failed and pornography remains a multi-billion dollar industry that poses no clear threat to society.

I’m always open in admitting that I love porn and I love the business that is pornography. It’s a multi-faceted, and constantly morphing medium that’s always straight forward about the taboos it touches on. And like every fan of pornography, I love the stars of it. Over the years I’ve managed to grab a list of my favorite porn stars of all time. While the research was fun, the primary point of this list is to celebrate porn and reveal a part of this website that appreciates film whether it’s a drama, comedy, or pornography.

Mary Carey
In essence she’s a pretty gross person. Take her gas problem which precludes her from taking part in anal porn most of the time, but Carey has a sexual allure that makes it hard to resist. We first discovered Carey in the hilarious sexploitation flick “Pervert!” and her hold on us has yet to fade away. Carey is a bit odd, but that’s what we find most interesting about her. She’s run for the Senate and had some interesting points of interest, but mainly it’s the fact that she had the gall to run for senate that really set her apart from most women in her position. In “Pervert!” you see Carey in all her true form, and it’s not surprising why director Jonathan Yudis chose to have her co-star and stand as the primary marketing lure for audiences.

From her chunky frame down to her gorgeous large (but fake) breasts, she’s a gal Russ Meyer would have fallen head over heels for and included in much of his films like Uschi Digard. Carey is an absolutely intoxicating and incredibly sexy presence in “Pervert!” who gets to shine with her cute squeaky laugh, her bulging and busting from her tight dresses, and of course there’s her getting banged in back by an old man. And you have to appreciate her eccentric attitude toward being a naked zombie by the finale. Carey has been around a long time and she only gets to be more of a character as she goes along. She’s always goofy, always odd, and yet will always beĀ remembered because of it, and her gorgeous body.

Maya Hills
Hills is yet another of the finest examples that the Russian culture is the best thing to ever grace the porn cinema screen, period. I’ve seen many a titles that center on Russian women, and while it’s not a discovery, they’re some of the most beautiful women around. A Russian by heritage and culture, Hills is that rather simplistic and plain porn star who just has a unique sex appeal to her. From the teeth that stick out from her lips, to the high cheek bones, small wide set eyes, freckles, and raspy voice, she’s just a gorgeous woman through and through, and she really can perform when she sets herself to it. From “Barely Legal” right down to “Runaway Brat,” she has a scream that’s an instant turn on paired with a gorgeous body with a plump rump and cute perky tits that so far don’t seem worked on.

Hills has a draw to her and doesn’t mind performing for the camera when asked, as is witnessed when she fingers herself to near insanity on “Runaway Brat” and yet is charming as well, when she keeps flubbing simple lines for a promo for the “Barely Legal” series. She’s that girl who looks absolutely beautiful plain, but once made up she loses all appeal, and she seems to be realizing that these days with her titles. Also, if you ever hear an interview from her, she’s an interesting individual whose been around the world and around the block more than a few times. Hills is a quickly growing name in porn and she’s a natural favorite to watch fuck and be fucked.

Misty Mundae
Also known as Erin Brown, Mundae is much less of a porn star, and instead borders on being a more obscene Debbie Rochon, relegating herself to Z grade horror fare that most people wouldn’t even care to look for. Mundae, however you cut it, is a gorgeous and rather petite little doll who may look like innocence personified but is packed with petite breasts and a large butt that makes her a bonafide attraction to her male fans. It also helps that Mundae seems to have a genuine sense of humor. If you’ve seen “Playmate of the Apes,” or “Lord of the G-Strings,” Mundae is strictly meant for cult status, and yet her fans are still clamoring for a break in hardcore porn from her. WIll she ever? Probably not, and I’d take that bet with some good money down. Mundae seems solely set on mild pornography that doesn’t require much exertion from her body, and that’s probably best.

She’s a gorgeous girl who has some pretty decent acting chops as proven in “Masters of Horror,” and she seems to take everything she’s in with a tongue in cheek attitude. From her work on “Playmate of the Apes” to her performances in C grade horror exploitation, she just wants that Debbie Rochon legend status, and she may have it if she plays her cards right. Mundae herself seems petite and her frame contradicts the first impressions she gives admirers. She’s a thin, and small busted girl with a pretty cute face, but has a ghetto booty you want to rest your head in and never get up from. Beyond that, she’s obviously a hard to reach woman who always keeps her fan base happy and smiling by performing mild lesbian sex scenes, and fighting zombies and vampires in the process. Sure, she’s a porn star by definition, but she’s so much more, too.

Danni Ashe
There’s not a lot about Danni Ashe that you can say that doesn’t immediately pop into your mind upon first glance. She has huge breasts, and thankfully that’s not her only appealing asset–even if it is a plus. But she has huge breasts, and as a porn star, she was one of the primary sources of my infatuation other than the fact that I’m heterosexual. Danni Ashe is still so smoking hot that she can make any man sweat. And the older she gets, the better looking she becomes which is a rare feat. One of my favorite appearances from her involves her on the “Howard Stern Show” teasing a man who was so into her he was afraid of her. He shooed her away, he covered his face with a folder but sure enough it was obvious that he was into her. But then how could you not be?

Danni Ashe is thick, she’s cute, she’s experienced, and she’s smart as a whip, also managing to cash in by creating a website that cashes in on her gorgeous breasts. Danni Ashe is a brand name, and she’s surely enough a girl deserving of it. She’s a passionate performer, and regardless of her co-star, she seems to put her all in her sex scenes and creates a surefire experience for the viewer. On screen she’s just as gorgeous as she is in person, engaging in often hot segments with women and men, and never minds flaunting her tits for her audience; and I sure as hell don’t mind watching her perform for me. Sex appeal is most times about pure charisma, and Danni still has it, even as she ushers in younger porn stars to entertain us. Danni is a fantasy in the flesh. And I want to see more of it every time.

 

 

Gabriella Hall
As a young lad who had the ability to grab onto premium cable, I discovered pornography at a young age. In fact my first hardcore porno was at the age of thirteen, and before that it was strictly soft core porn. The soft core porn that I speak of is the type you’d see on Showtime and Cinemax late at night. There was stuff like Red Shoe Diaries, Bikini Carwash, and Bedtime Stories, and the occasional soft core feature length film, but mostly it was always the soft core shows that appeared late at night every Friday and Saturday that inevitably introduced me to the pornography medium. It was always gorgeous women with fake breasts giving awful performances. Every episode had a convoluted narrative or arc with the women engaging in horrible interplay with buff man and inevitably they’d engage in mimed sex. There was always humping but it was slow and soft, and glances at vaginas were always distorted in the shadows, with the breasts remaining the primary attraction.

There was also never depictions of penetration. The first woman I ever saw who was technically a porn star and managed to stick with me through the years was Gabriella Hall. If you want to see something from her, look no further than on “Beverly Hills Bordello.” Back before the internet or the Spice channel, this was probably the most hardcore bit of pornography I watched, and Hall was an absolute highlight. For years her name was burned into my brain and to this day I still have a crush on her. The reason she’s remained such a powerful presence in my love for porn is because she’s the first porn star I took a fondness towards and still remain very infatuated with. Hall’s body is fantastic and her personality entertaining, and she gets a slot for being a contributing factor to my enjoyment of porn.

 

 

Katie Morgan
She makes no denial about her pride in her body. Sure her breasts are plastic, but the girl has it where it counts, and she’s very aware of that. I discovered this when on her HBO biography special, she took all of her interview and discussed her life in full in the buff. That’s not only the sign of pride and mild vanity, but of someone who can take a joke. We’re there because of her porn, she knows that, and she’s just giving us what we want. Something of a scholar of pornography and the history of the medium, Morgan is an interesting person to hear talk, and her television specials are something of a treat. She stands bouncing and bulging but she also takes every topic with a bit of disbelief almost as if she simply can’t bear to watch most of what she’s done in her films. And of course there’s her cute voice and bubbly personality that makes her a quickly fascinating subject for any interviewer.

But you’re asking me: How is she as a porn star? Well, simply she’s as charismatic being diddled as she is talking about her life. She laughs, she giggles, and when she’s in character, she’s really committed to obtaining theĀ  illusion, and is never boring. Morgan is the rare porn star who is not quite at the age of wrinkles and yet has plenty of experience to dole out, and she’s a great performer who will basically aim to achieve, even in the most unusual circumstances. She’s gorgeous, she’s blond, and she’s bubbly. The fact that she also happens to be a porn star is a major plus for us men. And if you ever do, watch her HBO shows. She’s entertaining enough to ignore the facts about porn you already know.

Bettie Page
What is so fascinating about this woman, you ask? What isn’t? She’s mysterious, she’s enigmatic, she has an incredible set of hair, every picture, still, and piece of film oozes her charisma, she had her own unique style to basically everything she was involved in, and the fact that she was a devout religious woman who took part on some of the (then) most scandalous and dirty pornography of all time only sums up what America is and always shall be. Puritanical, meek, and holier than thou on the outer shell, but possessing a deep rooted sexual urge underneath that very few of us will admit to, and many of us are afraid to embrace.

She’s the fancy free come as you are model of pure sexuality, a woman whose trademark was accidental and topped a basically amazing individual whose own trademark naughtiness could never be touched or topped, regardless of how long we get into our age of pornography and smut. She’s the unadulterated, unabashed sexual beast in all women waiting to come out, and she seems to love every minute of it. It also helps that many of her most famous pictures of all time were photographed by amazing photographer Bunny Yeager who captured a side of Page that would become a true glimpse into her firey sexuality. She’s as much of an icon as Marilyn Monroe and like the blond bombshell, she’ll prevail as an icon long after people have forgotten what her name is. As if that’s even likely.

 

Kay Parker
I first saw her in “Taboo” about four years ago, and I simply couldn’t get her off my mind. Obviously, there’s a reason for that, but she just stood out among the other women in these movies she was in, and for a while I would always describe her as “That chick who looks like Adrienne Barbeau.” Eventually, I remembered her name and looking up her pornos became a great little journey for me, because I discovered Kay Parker, a gorgeous, incredibly sexy, and older porn star who convinced me that not all the porn actresses from the seventies were butt ugly and gross. And guess what? Parker is STILL a gorgeous woman even in her older age living a low key life. Still, even long after her retirement from the porn business, Kay Parker remains the ideal model for all that is Milfdom.

She’s noticeably older than other stars of her ilk, she has a certain allure to her, and yes, she curves in all the right places. Parker is the Milf all the modern porn stars aspire to be but still can’t quite touch. Parker just came off as genuine and real, and is probably one of the best porn stars of the golden age in the seventies. Every one of her pornos were worthy of repeated viewings, and she always had something new you noticed whenever you watched a flick from her again. She popped my Milf cherry, and even though I have no idea what that means either, I know that it’s pretty important if Parker accomplished it. Parker’s presence is sorely missed but not forgotten. She’s still that model of a Milf that really has yet to be topped by anyone in the porn industry today.

 

Isabella Soprano
Everyone I’ve exposed to Isabella Soprano insists that she’s absolutely stunning. From a cynical close buddy who tried out her sow for kicks, right down to yours truly. Isabella Soprano is absolutely beautiful, and she made an otherwise mediocre series into hours of absolute fun. Sure, “Cathouse” was a nice series with some pretty women, but Isabella Soprano was always the draw for almost everyone I came across. Soprano won my heart in the first special for “Cathouse” where she not only stole the show with her personality and charming sense of humor, but her absolutely stunning body that thankfully hasn’t been altered much. The first time I discovered Isabella Soprano was on The Bunny Ranch special on HBO. While all the other women ranged from cute to ghastly, I discovered this chunky, charismatic Italian girl who didn’t look like everyone else. She looked like one of my aunt’s friends from Long Island, and had that smile that invited anyone to talk to her, and I was smitten. Smitten is not even the word. I fell in love with this Italian goddess, and I have yet to come back from my lust induced haze.

Watching her work and conduct herself on the series was surprising to someone just discovering her because she was a very natural person, and very unlike what you’d expect a porn star and escort to be like. She was chunky, curvy, had a round face, and just didn’t look like a fucking porn star at all. It was confusing but simultaneously amusing. When I say she’s chunky, I mean that she just looked natural; a wide waist, large ass, flat stomach, big tits, and a face that was just worth admiring for hours. So far she didn’t seem to have anything tucked, and looked and didn’t need to. Ms. Soprano ruined me on sexual fantasies. She’s always the star of mine. Regardless of what I do. Hell, I even based a character on her in my novel. I want more of Isabella Soprano. I don’t care how. On a platter, in a bed, wrapped in a bow, or in sweats and sandals, this 5’9″, furry Puerto Rican would sweep you off your feet and turn you into my concubine. I mean that in the most respectful way. Once you go a slight shade of tan, you never go back. Yes, I said it. She’s our favorite porn star. We dare you not to crush on her. Seriously, we dare you.