Like Bakugan, like Yu-Gi-Oh, like Pokemon, and like Transformers, “Dinosaur King” is really just a series that serves the purpose of advertising the upcoming SEGA game. It’s yet another Asian card game about another group of tweens who battle to through digital wrist devices that manifest the monsters to rumble. Instead now it’s a bit lazy. It’s about dinosaurs who serve as resident monsters upon which most of these series revolve around. There’s a villainous T-Rex, and a protagonist Triceratops and goody, there’s also a bonus card for the kids in the DVD! Look, I know I’m not the target audience for this DVD, so the odds of me liking it are better than me sitting through an episode of “American Idol.”

Not that it matters really, I mean I didn’t understand a darn thing that was going on and I haven’t had this much trouble bringing plot together since “Mulholland Drive,” but that’s the baggage that comes with anime, I suppose. If you’re epileptic, you’d do well to avoid this series as the battles involved splash erratic colors of red blue and pink and is dizzyingly spread along every twenty minute episode. There’s also one of the worst theme songs for an animated series I’ve ever heard. I was getting kind of nauseous after the first episode, so watch your step. This series just isn’t for me. As for the DVD, we’re given two “extras,” astonishingly. Behind the Roar: Triceratops is a thirty second commercial about the main protagonist the Triceratops. A Sneak Peek at Dinosaur King from SEGA is a forty four second commercial for the upcoming DS game. These aren’t extras.