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Mathieu
Kassovitz’s “Babylon A.D” is a very ambitious science fiction film
setting down on a mainly foreign land where depression has hit all
countries and crime runs rampant. The best way to sum it up would be
Vin Diesel playing Riddick by way of “Children of Men” with a heavy
influence of “Escape from New York.” In other words, there’s not
much originality in this piece, and it shows. While derivations are
a prerequisite these days, you can’t help shake the feeling that 20th
Century Fox wanted a more commercial approach to “Children of Men”
and that involved dispensing of the thick social commentary and
replacing it with a more standard prophesized little girl with
amazing powers of mind manipulation. Apparently eleven minutes
shorter than the original edit (which I presume will make way for an
Unrated DVD Release), “Babylon A.D.” is a dreadful tedious science
fiction mess with aspirations that are destroyed in a haze of
terrible dialogue and an impossibly hazy directorial style.
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Diesel plays Toorop a street wise tough talking bounty
hunter who is so hardcore he walks in to groups of men with
armed weapons aiming at him to make a dealer pay for selling
him a lemon of a gun. He’s chosen to stay informed with the
world events, but has also turned himself off to what’s
occurring outside his walls. That is until he’s forced with
the charge of innocent Aurora. While I like Diesel (honestly
I do), I wish he’d be given proper material to give to his
fans, or what remaining fans he has and “Bablyon A.D.” just
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He’s given some of the worst dialogue I’ve ever heard in a Diesel
flick and this is attempted to be distracted by the talents of
Michelle Yeoh. Poor Yeoh. She’s such a seasoned, incredible, and
beautiful actress and has been given the shaft this summer playing
second fiddle in a throwaway courtesy part for “Tomb of the Dragon
Emperor” and now she plays off of Diesel in a role that’s almost a
silent one. There’s also the brutally grating performance by Mélanie
Thierry, who is absolutely shrill as the innocent Aurora, who is so
pure she must be kept away from human cruelty and influences.
Thierry spends most of the film barking and screaming like a lunatic
and displays very little reason to root for her to survive. By the
end of the first hour, you’ll pray for her imminent death.
Concurrently, director Kassovitz tries in vain to inject social
commentary with mentions of global warming, over population, and
depression, all of which will fall on deaf ears for audiences
looking for Diesel to kick some ass. “Babylon A.D.” had little
chance to inspire optimism in audiences before opening, and the fact
that it’s really bad proves that sometimes skepticism is pure common
sense.
It has plenty of ambition with none of the delivery or potential to
deliver. "Babylon A.D." is a really bad imitation of "Children of Men"
with an atmosphere that would fool most people in to believing this to
be a sequel to the "Chronicles of Riddick" films. But the lack of
originality is only the start of its problems. I want more for Diesel in
the way of expertise and skill, and we sadly won't get it with "Babylon
A.D." where Diesel is aptly in a rut.
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