Massacrator - "The shaky direction, frantic pace and awfully nonsensical plot left me awfully apathetic to its appeal..."

Dolly Oxem's Traveling Video Circus - "It has
potential to be a hit series if approached with the
right creative direction..."

Meet the Feebles - "I wish more people
today could see this movie..."

The Final Destination (DVD) - "Lackluster,
convoluted, boring, laughable, simple-minded,
and just plain stupid..."

Yogi's First Christmas (DVD) - "A passable
and entertaining enough holiday special..."

Fantastic Mr. Fox - "About the most fun I had
at the movies this year..."

Avatar - "In a year full of just utter wins for the science fiction film community like Moon and District 9, this is
an utter failure..."

I Want a Dog for Christmas, Charlie Brown:
Deluxe Edition - "While it's not the best episode
I've seen, it more than makes up for itself through
its special features..."

Up in the Air - "A very intelligent look at our workforce and the people who sneak in to the shadows to yank us from our security..."